Welcome to our Varndean Goats page where you will find all the information you need on our furry residents, including Goat Club, Goat News and even our rabbits!
We will honour Christmas in our hearts, and try to keep it all the year. Not the tree, though, no way. We'll nibble that thing til there's not a needle left and then discard it in the mud. Apologies to #Dickens https://t.co/mnodxxculn
@VarndeanBooks Where there's a will... (Annie has a master key - expect changes in the Reading Room)
@Sue_Cowley Is there an edible version. We just devour reading
Do any of them do those new edible books? Asking for five friends. https://t.co/T1WDm0huGA
One of these cheeky goats, Ethel, Annie or Angel, has hidden a phone somewhere within their shaggy coats. It's set on silent to 'vibrate'. How on earth will we find it? We'll have to ring it. https://t.co/iL86lDOMc5
@Andy__Buck Erm... That's a boy?