We will honour Christmas in our hearts, and try to keep it all the year. Not the tree, though, no way. We'll nibble that thing til there's not a needle left and then discard it in the mud. Apologies to #Dickens https://t.co/mnodxxculn

@VarndeanBooks Where there's a will... (Annie has a master key - expect changes in the Reading Room)

@Sue_Cowley Is there an edible version. We just devour reading

Do any of them do those new edible books? Asking for five friends. https://t.co/T1WDm0huGA

One of these cheeky goats, Ethel, Annie or Angel, has hidden a phone somewhere within their shaggy coats. It's set on silent to 'vibrate'. How on earth will we find it? We'll have to ring it. https://t.co/iL86lDOMc5

@Andy__Buck Erm... That's a boy?